Thursday, May 05, 2005
| Fuck This Day and Fuck You Too Today has been rather odd. I was in a great mood all day and then I took a nap at lunch, which I LOVE to do. When I woke up, I felt very refreshed, but in an extremely pissy mood. Like so pissy that when my co-worker asked me for a cigarette, I looked him directly in the eyes and said “Again?!” He took the cigarette and looked at me as though I was the executioner. You know…THE executioner. The one that chops off your balls and face. I decided that getting a slice of pizza was the way to improve my mood. I’m currently chewing and writing and hoping that the ridiculous anger I’m feeling will dissipate with each bite. But it’s probably safe to avoid me right now. I’m a walking time bomb that needs to go home and slap around my dog a bit. Once he’s fully beaten, I’m SURE I will feel worlds better. Thank the Lord that it’s Thursday. The weeks have been flying by lately, which is good, except that I never get anything productive accomplished and am left wondering where January-May went. I mean, was I in a coma? Did I sleep through those five months? Am I the fucking best? Probably. I made the mistake of watching the PrimeTime Live special with Corey Clark last night. If you haven’t heard about this, Corey Clark is the ex-idol contestant who claims that he slept with Paula Abdul. After watching the hour long special, I can say with all honesty, that I believe they did indeed fuck. There is actual proof and I didn’t get the feeling that Clark was a liar. Scumbag, yes. Liar? No. The only good thing that can come out of this special is that maybe, just maybe, American Idol will be entrenched in so much scandal that the show will self-implode. My brother, Winfield, has been officially released from the ARMY and is on his way to Amsterdam right now. He called me the other day and was stoned on the phone. It’s the first time he’s smoked pot in like 5 years. It was hilarious. He will be home in July and I can’t wait to have him so much closer to me. Party all the time party all the time! Alright that pizza went right through me and now I must go release it into the Hudson River. If you live in upstate NY, look out your window in about an hour and you’ll see my log rolling by. Sick. |
